Winter Wonderland 2K4
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Vince: “Your writing looks like a
left-hander’s.”
Vince: “That’s because you actually
write like a four-year-old.”
Charlie: “
Elle: “Take your glasses off.”
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Elle: “Yes, they are scarily big.”
Sam: “Tight bastards! They’ve
auctioned off half of this cupboard!”
Elle: “Is Cass still with her
Sam: “I hope not. He’s a wanker.”
[Hannah is wearing a sparkly dress.]
Pooka: “Bit pre-emptive, aren’t you,
Hannah?”
Hannah: “Merry Christmas.”
Pooka: “There’s one mirror, two
mirrors… there should be a third somewhere.”
Sam: “Maybe it’s reflecting something
which doesn’t show up as a reflection.”
Elle: “Another mirror?”
Jeff: “Yes, I drove through all the
mountains.”
Jeff: “Well, I was driving…”
Hazel: “I am standing up. Standing up
is a vertical position and therefore it is good. Horizontal is also a good
position. There are many good things that can be done in a horizontal position, and some that can be done in a vertical one.”
A chef – Charlie?:
“You’re a vegetarian. What would you know about food?”
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[Pooka puts the bottle in Charlie’s hood.]
Cassie: “Have you eaten?”
Pooka: “Ever since I was a child.”
Cassie: “You’re way ahead of me, then!”
Jessie: (á la Little
Scots Adam: “I just lost
the game!”
Pooka: “How the hell did you lose the
game from that?”
Pooka: “If you lose half your blood you
die instantly, though.”
Jonny: “Really?”
Pooka: “No. Actually you die slowly and
painfully.”
[Scots Adam is trying to hail Lucie
and Luci.]
Scots Adam: “Lucies…”
Alexx: “We
don’t have to pay for the heating, but shut the doors! Where
were people born?!”
PJ: “Do you not know Woodcraft?
Everyone was born in a fuckin’ barn!”
Cassie: “I need…”
Pooka: “…sex!”
*long pause*
Pooka: “Just finishing the sentence for
you.”
Pooka: “You win. But I’ve just lost. The game.”
Aidan: (as fun police)
[blow of whistle]
[very stern look]
(serious, deadpan) “More fun.”
IMPORTANT
POINTS OF INFORMATION:
(completely blank)
[Chris is wearing a large gag emblazoned with SHUT
UP.]
Pooka: “Try saying your name and see if
I can hear it.”
Chris: “Chris Moore.”
Pooka: “We need more tape.”
Edward: “That’s what I like about the
Scouts. Everything about them implies that they are about to kick your arse.”
Sam: “You may think ‘Folk House’ is a
bit of a twee name, but you know what the Scouts’ Head Office is called? Imperial Headquarters!”
Chris: [holds up a picture of
‘random cheese’ he has just painted] “Next time I should do road kill.”
Chris: “I am now writing my own book:
‘100 Reasons Why Road Kill Makes For Good Pets’.
Hannah: “I want to take you to people
now!”
Adam: “Take me now, Hannah!”
Pooka: “Jeff, say Oink!”
Jeff: “I will not say Oink… oh, damn…”
Dan: “’Tis
the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la, fellatio!”
[Playing Mao.]
Pat: “It’s buggered.”
Pooka: “Ungentlemanly
conduct.”
Pat: “Hey! I don’t think there’s
anything wrong with saying bu…”
Adam: “Failure to say thank you.”
Pat: *sigh* “Thank you… that’s the
last time I’ll suggest this game is buggered.”
Adam & Pooka: “Ungentlemanly conduct!”
[Playing Mao.]
Pooka: “Lying.”
Pooka: “I wanted to know who you were
massaging.”
Anna S: “Cass the Ass.”
Jessie: “Seems like it’s been a lot more
than a day.”
Adam: “Seems like it’s been a lot more
than four hours.”
Pooka: “Seems like you like nothing
better than to knock me down.”
Pooka: “Looks like you two just lost
the game.”
Hazel: “Damn you! You made me lose the
game!”
Jessie: “Who’s lost the game?”
Hazel: “Pooka just made me lose the
game!”
Adam: “How?”
Pooka: “I lost the game… DAMN! I’ve
just lost the game again!”
Charlie: “Just waiting for some other
people to come in and drop pills.”
Pooka: “How many people are doing
this?”
Charlie: “Jesus Christ!”
Pooka: “He’s doing it? My God!!”
Pooka: “Are you a wanker?”
Hazel: “Yes, I’m a wanker.”
Pooka: “You’re a wanker?”
Hazel: “I’m a wanker.”
Pooka: “Do you wank?”
*long pause*
Hazel: “…Apparently.”
Elle: “Adam is so obviously gay.”
Scots Adam: “Bi.”
Elle: “Adam is so obviously bi.”
Hazel: “Hi, wanker!”
Amber: “I may go to sleep and come back
awake.”
Dan: “I know what you’re all
thinking. SpanThatWorld.com – I’ve
seen that. It’s shit.”
Jimmy: “Have you seen Dan and Jeff?”
Anna: “They’re outside having gay
love.”
*long pause*
Anna: “Gay sex, I tell you!!”
Aidan: “You’re not married?”
Adam: “No.”
Aidan: “Oh, you’re missing out!”
Jessie: “PEER
PRESSURE! PEER PRESSURE! PEER PRESSURE! PEER PRESSURE! PEER
PRESSURE!” (etc…)
Carly:
“Michael Jackson? That’s not Michael Jackson! I can’t hear Michael Jackson in
there. It’s not Michael Jackson…”
[2 minutes later]
Carly:
“Hey! Michael Jackson!”
Hazel: “Anyone want a candy stick? Courtesy of MY SECRET FRIEND!”
Anna S: “BREAST TOUCH!”
Jessie: (to Magic) “Lawrence – Lawrence
– Lawrence. BIG EYES. Big. On drugs. DRUGS.”
Edward: “That’s quite an old bollocks!”
catalan for ‘lobster’
= escamarlá
Charlie: “Shall I give you, like, a full
introduction to drugs? First I’ll show you speed, and then Ecstasy…”
Luci:
“My five pound note is covered in drugs!”
Charlie: “Put it this way: if you’re
fucked, I’m absolutely DEAD!”
Hannah: “Shut up and fuck up!”
[Cassie is holding a large, rather phallic balloon.]
Cassie: (brightly)
“Yes, it does look very much like a giant penis, doesn’t it?”
[Woodcraft Gladiators. Lots of rolling around in mud.]
Jeff: “Tetanus is a word that is very
much on my mind at the moment.”
Hazel: “I got a box of love and
chocolate!”
Amber: “I’m going on a short ramble. I
may be gone some time.”
Richard: “Cymru.
Is that the province of county you live in?”
Luci:
“No, that’s actually Welsh for
Amber: “What happens if you pull those
strings?”
Pooka: “You’d probably lose the game.”
Sam Merton: “And now for
Cassandra Frey-Mills. She has a double-barrelled surname, and she shoots like a
double-barrelled shotgun!”
Luci:
“We’re having a fight. It’s nothing nasty.”
Richard: “George, you’re so fit, you’re
giving me the urge to turn right now!”
Edward: “I’ve just worked out the
problem with having your flies open while eating. Rice.”
Luci: “I
used to be a mathematical genius.”
Sam: “Buh-boom!”
Hannah: “Bum?”
Hannah: “YOU STOLE THAT SALSA DIP!”
Sam: “Is that dip
yours?”
Tom: “No.”
Hannah: “He stole it from the kitchens.”
Sam: “Oh, well if it’s stolen, that
makes it all the more attractive.”
[linking hands]
Edward: “Aw, I love this bit. It’s like
the Masons.”
Adam: “Pyjamas returned!”
Sam: “Oh, thank the Lord!”
Kitty: “I can’t lift this case up, it’s
too heavy!”
Hannah: “Try taking your knee off it
first.”
[journey home]
Kitty: “I’m still quite pissed. I don’t
really know what I’m doing.”
Random Boy On Train: “I
get the sense it might be a porn film to be honest!”