#DF

The DF Chatroom

 

A small collection of the best quotes spouted by the lovely DFs on the short-lived DF IRC chatroom run by Lawrence and Pooka. I’ve only got the quotes from when I was visiting, but there’s a lot of them. Send me an e-mail on the double if you have a quote, although that’s very unlikely! Nostalgia ahoy, though!

 

* dill{iBook} has quit IRC ("I grep therefore I am....")

 

* rosalie laughs

[rosalie] SCORE

* rosalie goes *rosalie does stuff* crazy

 

* Pooka is in London right now

* Ralph is too

* mooo is at home

* rosalie is also

[Ralph] hmm, if it were not 1 in morning we should go get a drink

 

* Pooka changes topic to '#DF - now with real people in it!'

 

[Ralph] thought IRC might be above the technical nouce of the average woodie

[Pooka] Well, that's what jIRC is for!

 

[rosalie] i love woodies

[rosalie] i love dfs

[rosalie] i love all of you

[rosalie] your all so nice

[rosalie] and funny

 

[thattallbastard] thats why i recon we should get a young kinsfolk going

[thattallbastard] cause i dont ever want to leave

 

* Pooka changes topic to '|||||||||| #DF ||||||||||'

[rosalie] rOCk \m/\m/

[Pooka] OK, I think we've ascertained colours don't work in the topic title. Never mind.

[Pooka] This is like camp electronica.

 

[Ralph] *browses dfweb in hope something intresting happens

 

[rosalie] film festival

[rosalie] like, we could get a film tent with a screen in

[rosalie] and an open air

[rosalie] people could bring films they made

[rosalie] we could show best movies of the year/ever

[Pooka] Spirited Away! ^_^

[rosalie] defo

[rosalie] and kill bill

[rosalie] and everything

[rosalie] it would be SOOOOOO good

[Ralph] kill bill eh?

[Pooka] Battle Royale!!

[Ralph] really woodcrafty films

 

* Ralph visits badgerbadgerbadger just for kicks

[thattallbastard] what is badger badger badger

[Pooka] www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

[thattallbastard] im scared??

[thattallbastard] wowowowowowowowow

[thattallbastard] this is amasing

[thattallbastard] ohh its a snake, mushroom mushroom

 

* rosalie plays with hair until its in one big spike

[Pooka] How long's your hair, Rosie?

[rosalie] its well short now

[thattallbastard] he he he, looking a bit like alex parks

[thattallbastard] tehhee hee

[rosalie] alex parks

* rosalie cries

 

[thattallbastard] i was on the saturday show and live and kicking!!

[rosalie] lmao

[rosalie] oh dear

[thattallbastard] it was amasing, all these tiny 13 year old girls standing next to me a 6ft4 16 year old

 

[jeff] Dill is laurance/dave?

[Pooka] Lawrence.

[Pooka] This entire server, not just the channel, is running off one of his PCs.

[jeff] lol, thats nice of him!

 

[jeff] so ralph and thattallbastard are online too?

[Pooka] I'm not sure - if they show up, they should be on. I'll just check.

-] {ralph} PING

-] {thattallbastard} PING

[jeff] their names are in the column on the right hand side

[Pooka] Yeah, they both got a ping reply, so that means they're online, if they're silent it means they're not looking at this IE window... OI! YOU TWO!

[Pooka] WOODCRAFT!

[Pooka] Okay, your line is 'folk'. Any time now... okay, they're not looking *grin*

[jeff] lol!

 

[Pooka] It's OK, just come back from a weekend of thrills and spills

[dill] oh?!

[rohan] sounds like an orgy

 

[rohan] i have a crush

[dill] I have a crush too... but it's on Jessie so it's okay, and not really a crush

[rohan] im thinkin that the object of my desire is quite abvious

[dill] dfbot, rohan has a crush on Hertha

[dfbot] OK dill

[dill] dfbot, rohan

[dfbot] rohan has a crush on Hertha

[dill] eeeexcellent

[rohan] fecking hell

 

[rohan] i fell in love with my best friend

[rohan] it was great

[rohan] {i will not develop on this story as it is heartwrenchingly bitter}

 

[rohan] i heard that hertha was with that scottish fella

[rohan] but i also heard that carly's fucking him

[Pooka] Ah what a crazy mixed up world!

 

[rohan] love rum

[rohan] tis beautiful

[rosalie] rum is good

 

[rohan] i hate coaches

[rosalie] ugh, too school trip ish

[rohan] its like being on a stuffy bus for 4 hours

[Pooka] With people you don't know.

[Pooka] But it's [1]cheap!

[rosalie] hee hee

[rohan] i like cheap

[Pooka] Who doesn't?

[rosalie] hmm, it depends what sorta cheap we are talking about

[Pooka] £1 from London to Birmingham cheap.

[rohan] i like cheap

 

[rohan] dfbot, rohan?

[dfbot] rohan has a crush on Hertha

[rohan] dill is so dead

 

[rohan] wat does kill do anyway

[rosalie] dfbot, kill rohan

[dfbot] Denied.

[rohan] bitch

 

[rohan] u tried to kill me!!!!

[rohan] thats not playing

[rohan] thats akin to wartoys!

 

[rosalie] i like the way it replies with..."sorry rosalie, i dont know what rosalie is"

 

[rosalie] dfbot, dfbot?

[rohan] ooh

[rohan] thats existential

 

[rohan] erm hes looking at naked pictures

[rosalie] ha ha

[rosalie] jacking off

[rohan] into a cup

[rohan] ??

[rosalie] :$

[rohan] why did i say that

[rosalie] erm, anyway

[rohan] so, lovely weather we're havin

[rohan] ...

* rohan looks at his shoes

 

[rosalie] me/ whisles

[rohan] its the other way round

[rosalie] thanks

[rohan] slash then me

[rosalie] i got it

[rohan] that sounds painful

* rosalie works it out

[rohan] woooh

* Pooka slashes you

[Pooka] Whooops.

 

[dfbot] rohan has a crush on Hertha

* Pooka cackles

[rohan] i think that this needs to be changed before it incriminates me even further

[Pooka] It's not likely she'll come in here and start asking the bot about you is it?

 

[rohan] hertha was on here last nite and i signed on & dfbot sed: rohan has a crush on hertha

[rohan] that was ...

[Pooka] ... pretty obvious :p

 

[dill{iBook}] rosie, please don't verbally abuse me on MSN while I'm not there

 

[rosalie] well, can i be a wassame call it controller of dfbot?

[dill{iBook}] errr yeah... I'll sort that when there is a break in Coronation Street

 

[dill{iBook}] rosie! I was _not_ looking at porn

[dill{iBook}] besides suicidegirls isn't porn

 

[dfbot] dill is stronger than 10 oxen'

 

[Pooka] dfbot, woodcraft?

[dfbot] folk!

[Pooka] Gotta love that. ^_^

 

[rohan] so what u up to this summer?

[Pooka] Well, nothing planned as yet

[Pooka] You?

[rohan] hopefully hooking up with htw

[Pooka] htw?

[rohan] hertha??

[dfbot] hertha is really pretty

 

[Pooka] I seriously need to actually join the Folk officially again... *innocent look*

* rohan forgives all sins {even the great ones!}

[rohan] :P

[Pooka] Yes, well... our group was like that.

 

* rohan has joined #df

[dfbot] rohan is smelly

[rohan] heehee

[rohan] its funny cos its true

 

[Pooka] Hugs are... nice

[Pooka] In fact, many things are nice

[Pooka] Cake, for instance

 

[lucie] pooka??

[dfbot] pooka is a cutsie pie and we all love him

[lucie] pooka??

[dfbot] pooka is a cutsie pie and we all love him

[Pooka] That's the only one at the moment, it seems!

[lucie] i only hav 1 too

[Pooka] lucie??

[dfbot] lucie is going out with charlie

[Pooka] Truth though!

 

* vic has joined #df

[dfbot] vic is vegan

[vic] i am indeed

[vic] hello lucie

[vic] hello pooka

[lucie] its hertha actually

[Pooka] Hiya

[Pooka] Hertha: type /nick hertha

* vic is now known as cabbage

 

[lucie] scotland??

[dfbot] scotland has millions of DFs

* Pooka laughs uncontrollably

 

[vic] guess i'm off to bed, good night everyone

[vic] zebedee??

 

[tree] but i have taken a far far far too long break from doing my essay

[Pooka] When's it gotta be in by?

[tree] 4pm,

[tree] but i also have 2 more meant to be in tomorrow as well, so i was hoping to get one of them done !!!

 

* Hertha has joined #df

[dfbot] hertha has a crush on Rohan

[Pooka] Yo!

[Hertha] hey??

[Pooka] Hiya!

[dfbot] hey has the reply hello

[Pooka] Yeah, shut up, DFbot.

 

[Hertha] dfbot??

[dfbot] dfbot has just lost the game

 

[Hertha] sex???

[dfbot] sex is dfbots fave

 

[Hertha] stressman??

[dfbot] Stressman has been the foreign minister of germany between 1923 and 1929, he helped Germany be accepted back into europe and got the reparations time extended

[Pooka] Impressive.

 

[Hertha] english is writing stuff like in descriptive writing you have to use metaphors, similies, personification, onamatopeas and don't forget grammer punctuation and spelling??

[dfbot] OK Hertha

[Pooka] Um.... you spelt grammar wrong *blush*

[Pooka] And onomatopeia.

* Pooka is such a geek for knowing that

 

[dfbot] dfs are fit

 

[dfbot] hertha is lovely and very pretty and has a very intelligent mind oooooh and a fitty

 

[dfbot] woodchips are great for playing in sandpits with. they are bad ass

 

[dfbot] elflets is the one true name for those in woodcraft under 6

 

[dfbot] elfins are great. they bring me breakfast in bed and sweeties and keep me warm around the campfire. they like me too

 

[dfbot] pioneers are wannabe venturers, but bless them coz they are still as sweet and innocent as elflets

 

[dfbot] venturers are wishing they are dfs

 

[Pooka] imps??

[Pooka] slaves??

[Pooka] simpsons??

[Pooka] hiking??

[Pooka] walking??

[Pooka] df??

[Pooka] tamsin??

[Pooka] george bush??

[Pooka] tony blair??

[Pooka] protests??

[Pooka] do you know anything at all??

 

[Pooka] summer??

[dfbot] summer is time to get naked

 

[Pooka] game??

* Disconnected

 

 

 

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